Patron Funny

 So today a lady comes down asking me about a book, I know your secret.

I find 2 other books in the series, and let her know they are part of the one in her hand.

She asks me to look up the grade level of the books in question, so I do and I scan the ISBN number on the back of said book.  Hand book back to her.

She then asks me if they have to be read in order or does in matter, I stated I didn't know for sure, but I could look it up for her.  She said Well I could google it (here on her phone in her hand) and goes on to say I know you are lying.

I look at her and said WHAT? I wasn't lying....and well what it sounded like wasn't what she meant....it was actually the title of the book.

I know your secret

I know you're lying

I will find you

I know you started it